This is the one and only Megan Fox. You may not be able to have her but you could have a gal just like her. I firmly believe that any guy with the right attitude and conditioning can have any girl he wants. Girls these ladies out there are not evil creatures going to eat you for wanting them...Lets begin.Again, this is a topic I have been watching here on the space and watching in public. I have friends and acquaintances so desperate, frustrated, and hopeless in the dating scene. These fellas just can't get this shit right. Let me start by edifying myself a bit here. I am not a therapist, doctor, or professional by any means...But I fucking should be. When it comes to the dating/pick-up scene, I have had my share of successes. If you don't know me, then ask someone...my resume can be impressive. So listen up. Of course you don't need any help. You got game right? ...Yeah thats what I thought, shut up. I am not here to help you. I am here to tell you to shut up and quit ruining our good times with your wack ass game or poor bitch groveling because you constantly get shot down. You annoy us. Fuck off. Let me clear some things up for you. Respect. You have to respect girls/ladies/women. These girls have something you want. Whether it be a relationship, a friend, or the poon. So respect them. Don't blast them with your dumbass lines. I watch the fuckers approach women and say the most hideous things. We all know the cliche lines. They are awful! They make you want to crawl out of your skin and choke the guy out. So stop that. If you have something to say, remember, they are human beings with intelect and interests and all the rest. If you are going to talk to them. Talk to them. Don't be the pick up line douche. (Did it hurt? You know...when you fell from heaven.) Loser. The other fella I have a problem with is the OUT OF NOWHERE COMPLIMENT GUY. Holy crap. How uncomfortable do you want her to be bro? You just put her on the spot and you have the nerve to thing she owes you a conversation because you complimented her shoes that you know dick about. No one wants to be around someone that makes them uncomfortable and guess what you just did dipshit... Yeah, turn around, go home, play your video games.Respect. She is not stupid and 9 times out of 10 knows your agenda on your approach. Beautiful girls are used to all these desperate atempts. You gotta think, you aren't the first douche that has come up to her with some cheese ass line thinking he just fooled her into thinking he's the man of her dreams. You can be witty, its good to talk to her, but I am sure she is interested in things like current events, animals, society. You know women can even vote you fuckin pig...Holy crap.Respect, if you do get shot down. If you get shot down, you most likely fucked it up. Whether it be your awkward approach. Yelling in her ear at a loud ass club is dumb. Getting in her personal space is dumb. She did not come there to hang out with you. If you want to talk, keep some distance and dont overwhelm her dear sirs. And if you do get shot down, which I am guessing most of you do...DO NOT call her a bitch or any other derogatory name. You fucked that up and because youre a douche bag doesnt make her a bitch. She just made you her bitch so go cry in the bathroom Captain Pathetic. Confidence. This is a highly misconstrued topic. You strutting around like you are Jay-Z or the Ladies Man...everyone knows thats not real. You are a pinned as tool as soon as you walk in the club or whatever. Real confidence means you dont have a hidden agenda to fuck her. Real confidence means you have something real to say. You dont care if she doesnt want to talk to you because you will have fun anyway. Real confidence shines in a room. Everyone sees it. People want to hang with you because you dont have your collar popped. You are not wearing sunglasses inside. You dont smell like 500 Axe products. You didnt apply some stank ass cologne like you are trying to keep vampires away. Real confidence is a well groomed guy with a smile and out having fun with his buddies.Picking up a girl or getting a number should be a treat. A biproduct of the good time you were already having. If you are going out on a hunt like these girls are gazelles on the sarangetti...you will fail everytime. I digress, chicks are not stupid. They see you coming a million miles away and you failed before you began...and the irony is, you deserve it. You didnt even do anything and you deserve it.Confidence. If you have to drink heavily for confidence. That is not real. That is bad. You will lie. Your breathe will stink. You will get in the personal space. You will say stupid shit. She will not think its cute and most likely for good reason get offended. If you have to drink to have fun you have zero fucking value as it is. Confidence. If you have to hit on the highly inebriated girls to score...Come on, we all know that is wrong. Again you fail. You are intentionally looking for something you shouldnt have. Personally, I dont want the sloppy drunk chick riding in my car to my house. I dont want to have to be afraid there could very well be vomit on me during intercourse. Hell I may even want the chick that would be willing to ditch that place and go grab some coffee so we can talk. Leave the drunk girls alone. Let them have their fun but dont make them regret the night before. No one deserves to feel bad about themselves. (Except maybe you) The point is, it sucks being single and lonely. Sure. It sucks and can be embarrassing to get shot down. Sure. But there is more to life than girls, sex, and relationships. And if you dont have anything else, then there is your problem. You will not find or keep a great girl if you have nothing else. You have no value and why would any girl want to the crutch you lean on because you are so pathetic. If you have the confidence, you have other things going on, and a non threatening smile, you can learn to meet these women in stores, at the dog park, in a sports league or anywhere. You dont have to be a snarling fucking hyena chasing drunk chicks. Remember I said SMILE not showing your teeth and drooling over your potential kill. Learn to be interesting, and fun. But for goodness sake, stop with the douche shit. Girls hate, I hate it, and everyone will eventually hate you. If you want some advice, email me. If you want to disagree comment below and I will light your ass up. No more fucking chumps. This is going to serve as the first of a series of blogs involving dating and relationships for all you pathetic shit heads out there that have been boo hooing all over myspace and public. Watch your ass. Ladies, you are not safe because you are next...hahahahahahahaha If you want to add to this, please comment below. If you want to disagree, please comment below. If you have a dumbass friend that might benefit from this, please refer him over.Until next time...
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